Welcome to Die Like You Mean It. You only get one death, unless reincarnation is true, which would suck ass. Here, in one place, is all of the cool ways to die. By the way, they are in no particular order. If I were you, which I'm not, I would get on my knees, and pray to my respective god/gods that I would be fortunate enough to die by #1. Suggestions are welcome. Enjoy.

Monday, September 6, 2010

#5

Being impaled by the Empire State Building.


This. Up your ass.
Say you're skydiveing. Something goes horribly wrong, and neither of your chutes open. You happen to be over NYC, and you happen to be falling feet first. All of a sudden, the spire or whatever of the Empire State Building goes up your ass and through the top of your head. Ouch.
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