#6

Get killed by the Joker from the Dark Knight.

R.I.P. Heath Ledger. He is and will be missed.

Heath Ledger was the most amazing actor of all time. Wouldn't it be awesome to be killed by the Joker he played as his final role? HELL YES!!

#5

Being impaled by the Empire State Building.

This. Up your ass.

Say you're skydiveing. Something goes horribly wrong, and neither of your chutes open. You happen to be over NYC, and you happen to be falling feet first. All of a sudden, the spire or whatever of the Empire State Building goes up your ass and through the top of your head. Ouch.

#4

Getting a piano droped on you from a building.

Runnn!!!!!!

Just like the cartoons.

#3

The headless horseman comes and chops off your head.

Admit it, it would be awesome.

#2

Death by giant blender.

This. Times 20.

This begs the question, "Where the fuck am I supposed to get a giant blender?" The answer? I'm sure you could find one on the internet. Or make one out of an old lawn mower blade/engine. Your choice.

#1

Death by Snoo-Snoo.

For all you non-Futurama watchers, Snoo-Snoo means sex.

Ohhh yeah.

Who doesn't want to die while they fuck?